Here's a 12-step program towards ending the cycle of emoholism:
- Admit that you are a whiny, annoying, drama-queen of a psychic vampire.
- Believe that a greater power than your whimpering egomania can help you get over yourself.
- Make a decision to stop being a wuss and deal with the fact that you are a self-absorved moron.
- Make a searching and fearless inventory of your good traits and realize that you aren't a total fuck-up.
- Admit to yourself, and to another human being the exact reason why you are a dumbass emo.
- Take responsibility for your actions and remove all these defects of your own negative attention whoring.
- Humbly ask your friends to bitch slap you if you continue to act like you are the center of the Universe without any regard to them.
- Make a list of all persons you have irritated, and apologize to them for being a dumbass emo.
- Make amends to those you irritated with your free-floating drama, unless doing so reignites the drama.
- Continue to learn what makes you a decent human being, and make every effort to act like one.
- Roll with the punches, develop a strong set of balls and relax. Life's to short to whine about having a broomstick shoved up your butt, when you did it to yourself.
- Having had been freed from the clutches of being an emotional parasite as the result of these steps, carry this message to other emoholics, by posting it in your blog or bulletin thingy.
I am emo no mo'!
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