Nothing. There are appropriate places and time to express mirth at dark or ugly . Nevertheless, it is often that humor that saves us from complete hopelessness or feeling powerless when there is no other solution.

Toothbrushes!!! Accidental use is no excuse either.

HEH! Lucinda and I were talking about how fundamentalists of every stripe are destroying America. Everyone knows about the Zionists, the Islamic Extremists and the Fundamentalists Christians because they are in the news most often. New Atheists are especially annoying to me since I am a basic I-don't-buy-the-concept-of-god(es)(s)-but-everything-else-is-debatable "soft" atheist. It offends me to think that other atheists might find me not atheist enough, just as Pat Robertson doesn't think that anyone except for his fans are Christian enough. I don't believe in Santa Claus, Al Gore's version of global warming climate change, deities, or that I will be voting in this election cycle, but that doesn't mean my opinion has to be fossilized into unshakable dogma that must be imposed on everyone.

As I told Lucinda, "I'm an atheist, but I realize that without religion we would still be living in mud huts and have no science."   Without further ado, here's a whole lot of funny!