Here's some model amusement for you:

Before a gig, Bio-mom asked me where I was going. Unbeknownst to me Little Blond was eavesdropping.

Vas: I'm off to do my duty...
LB: You're going to model?
Vas: Yep.
LB: (looking at her naked Barbie dolls) My Barbies are good at modeling. Even the one that can't move her neck. See, they have nice hair! I love Barbies.

:)

These are actual quotes about food from random people from two demo events and Lucinda.  Enjoy!

"I just had a foodgasm!"
- Lucinda while eating something delish with me at Sushi Tango

Customer: (Eats a sample of a double chocolate muffin)  "This muffin is up to no good."
Vas: "It's so tasty, it can only be a bad influence."
Customer: "Nothing that delicious has good intentions."
- Customer and I, chatting during a demo.

Vas: "Break is over.  I'm going to continue my slow march to hell by passing out delicious ice cream sandwiches."
Worker at Client Store: "If that's hell, let me burn!"
- Worker and I chatting about an frozen novelty demo.

"It's okay to take this sample.  The next table has yogurt, so you will achieve balance between good and evil."
- I, the Vas


Breaking the Language Barrier

Lucinda and I met up at Calhoun Square for dinner, shopping and chatty.  We had the opportunity to visit the awesome new-to-us art store of one of my mom's best friends of all time.  We also revisited some great memories at Sushi Tango.  We had an awesome exchange prior to dinner that went more or less something like this.

Vas: Tell ---- not to pick you up, because I am going to take out of for dinner.  Tell him that I am going to get you out of his hair for the evening.
Lucinda: (Gives me a dirty look, relays the message and eventually finishes the conversation.)
Vas: Bet he was happy to hear that.
Lucinda: Yeah, he was.  Now he can geek out with his friend and build things.  (Bemused) Get me out of his hair?
Vas: Sorry, I had to speak Guy, which is almost like speaking Dyke, so...  He got the message.
Lucinda: (Sighs.) I am so glad that your here, I'm Bi, so I only speak half Male and half Female.
Vas: Yeah, Bi-people have that problem with fluency.
Lucinda: Tell me about it.
Vas: The worst part is that they don't speak either language quite right.  They are bilingual...
Lucinda: Kind of like...
Vas: A really bad Nuyorican Spanglish.
Lucinda: (Laughing) Yeah, a weird bisexual Spanglish.
Vas: No wonder you're (marginalized) like the Chicanos.